BEARDZILLA.

ABOUT TO WALK TO THE STORE. UGH I HATE WALKING TO THE STORE! MY RIDE FOR SCHOOL DIDNT PICK ME UP THIS MORNING. SO INSTEAD OF CATCHING THE BUS LIKE I SHOULD HAVE I JUST STAYED HOME AND LAID IN BED WATCHING HELLS KITCHEN ALL MORNING. IM BACK FROM THE STORE NOW, ON MY WAY BACK HOME I GOT AN IDEA FOR A PAINTING. HOPEFULLY I WILL START IT LATER THIS AFTERNOON!

MONDAY JAN 24TH 2011 6:36PM

MY SHOWER HEAD PRETTY MUCH EXPLODED THE OTHER DAY WHEN I WAS IN THE SHOWER IT WAS NOT COOL, SO I TOOK IT APART AND FOUND A HOLE IN SOME RUBBER TUBING INSIDE OF THE DETACHABLE HOSE THING, SO I DUCK TAPED THE SHIT OUT OF IT. HOPEFULLY THAT WORKS, IM ABOUT TO FIND OUT THOUGH I GOTTA SHOWER WHEN IM DONE THIS POST. THE SUPER COLD AIR FROM THIS -20 WEATHER IS MURDER ON MY SKIN, MAKES ME SUPER DRIED OUT AND CRISPY SO IM SHOWERING LIKE TWICE A DAY. I JUST WROTE A PAPER FOR CLASS TOMORROW IN LIKE AN HOUR THATS A NEW RECORD FOR ME, USUALLY I JUST SIT IN FRONT OF MY MACBOOK AND PRETEND IM THINKING OR RESEARCHING BUT THIS TIME IT JUST CAME RIGHT OUT OF ME HAHA IT WAS NICE FOR A CHANGE. PRETTY LONELY TONIGHT, IM MISSING MY GF PRETTY BAD ): !!!  WE HAD AN AMAZING WEEKEND TOGETHER WE MADE A BUNCH OF SUPER CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION MOVIES. I JUST GOT THIS PROGRAM THAT LETS YOU MAKE STOP MOTION MOVIES SUPER EASY SO YEAH IM PRETTY PUMPED ABOUT THAT. EXPECT SOME SWEET LITTLE MOVIES IN THE FUTURE. I SHOULD BE PAINTING NOW THAT MY HOMEWORK'S DONE FOR THE NIGHT BUT I BET I HAVE A SHOWER THEN SMOKE CIGARETTES AND PLAY FALLOUT NEW VEGAS ALL NIGHT. IM JUST TOO TIRED TO DO MUCH ELSE TONIGHT. THE AVOCADOS ON MY KITCHEN COUNTER ARE STARING ME DOWN, K BYEEEEEEEEEE

ALL I WANT IS YOU

BARF CARDINAL.

MALEVOLENT MELODY ARRIVED !!!!!

ITS MORNING IM AWAKE.

ITS 11:12AM I JUST WOKE UP, TERRIBLE TASTE IN MY MOUTH. IT SNOWED ALOT LAST NIGHT. I WENT OUT FOR A SMOKE AND SAW ALL THE LITTLE BIRD TRACKS IN THE SNOW ON MY DECK. I LOVE THAT SHIT ITS SO CUTE I WANNA DIE. MY GF IS TEXTING ME TELLING ME SHE HATES HER CO WORKER AGAIN AND HOW SHE THINKS SHES A SUPER WHORE HAHA I CANT WAIT TO HEAR THIS STORY. IM ON DAY THREE OF MY DUBSTEP OBSESSION. IVE BEEN LISTENING TO PRETTY MUCH NOTHING BUT THE ARTIST "EXCISION" HIS MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE TRANSFORMERS HAVING SEX WITH SUB WOOFERS. IM HUNGRY AS HELL BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANNA EAT! IM GONNA PLAY SOME STAR WARS: THE FORCE UNLEASHED 2 FOR XBOX 360 WHEN IM DONE THIS. I DOWNLOADED THE DEMO IT WAS PRETTY BAD ASS. I MUST HAVE ROLLED AROUND IN MY ALEEP LAST NIGHT BECAUSE THIS MORNING WHEN I WOKE UP I HAD BED BEARD. K BYEEEEEEEEEEE.

MY BEARD CAN BEAT UP YOUR BEARD.

I LOVE SOUTHERN RED CARDINALS.

LETS SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT.

MY NAME IS JOSEPH. I TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO DEAL WITH IT.
I WOKE UP TODAY AND FINISHED COLORING A DRAWING I DID LAST NIGHT. SMOKED WAY TOO MUCH AND DIDNT EAT ANYTHING YET BECAUSE  IM TOO LAZY TO WALK TO THE GROCERY STORE IN THE SNOW. UGH. RIGHT NOW IM LISTENING TO BITSHIFTER ON MY SWEET NEW IPOD/OLD SCHOOL BOOMBOX I GOT FOR HALF PRICED DURING BOXING WEEK. I LOVE THIS THING. TOO BAD IT TAKES LIKE 75647383937 BATTERIES. I HAVE THE BEST GF EVER, SHES THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! SO FUCK OFF SLUTS IM NOT INTERESTED! I EAT NNUTELLA AS IF IT WAS A SOURCE OF LIFE LIKE WATER AND AIR! I  PLAY ALOT OF VIDEO GAMES SO I MIGHT RANT ABOUT THAT SOMETIMES BUT I DOUBT IT. IM A FULL TIME ART STUDENT RETURNING FOR MY 4TH SEMESTER ON THE 10TH. TYPING MAKES MY BACK HURT


K THANKS BYEEEEEEEEE